Another hilarious Auto-Tune the News
Starts a little slow but just wait for Joe Biden
LEIGHTON MEESTER SEX TAPE!!
Fans of Bangkok on Facebook got treated to this news hours ago (one of the benefits of reading lots of blogs and having a girlfriend constantly posted up on Perez HIlton) but since it has been gaining so much steam I decided to advertise the news to all on THE MAIN PAGE
All indications are that Leighton Meester from Gossip Girl has a sex tape (is it my birthday??) that will be released/leaked very shortly. However, the description doesn't sound great, except for that last part!!!:
"We've learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes -- with several big exceptions ... one involving her very talented feet." -TMZ
What the fuck?? Blair Waldorf has a footjob fetish? I guess we'll find out soon!!
TMZ
Vancouver Sun
I Call Shotgun: Ride With Me
I'm a big fan of covers like this but lately there have just been so goddamned many that they're flooding the market with shit and I'm losing interest...
Luckily I Call Shotgun brings it back with this sick Nelly cover
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E-603
I gotta do some research and figure out who this guy and put him on the Featured Artists page cuz this shit is RIDICULOUS, all I know is he is some sort of DJ who just dropped his second album...
This is definitely something straight out of "Stuff White People Like," 90's rock and pop beats blended with rap, check it out
THE BEST: If You Wanna
Hey Shorty
Lupe "Shining Down" TEASER
This link got taken down literally as I was about to click "Download" over at PigeonsandPlanes, so I don't have the mp3 yet but you can listen to the streaming CDQ version at Hype Machine.
3Oh3!: Don't Trust Me (Remix)[feat. Kid CuDi]
You may think that I am late on this one but then you'll remember that I'm never fuckin late on anything so that would be stupid to think that. I've been trying to decide if it's worthy of posting because it's really nothing special...not one of those "cool" remixes where they fuck around with the beat or do something original. It's the same exact song except with a CuDi voiceover and a few bars in the beginning. However, I want to give everyone what they want, and I think this may be what everyone wants.
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T.I.: All Night (NO DJ/FINAL)
Posted this a while back and it made it onto a Bangkok Ten, I thought it was going to be a shitty-quality DJ version forever but here is the no-DJ final!
Sample is Vanessa Carlton's "Thousand Miles"
Bali: Hold Me Down (feat. DJ Khaled & Kevin Cossom)
Let this be a lesson to all you unknown rappers out there if you wanna be featured on the world's hottest music blog then all you have to do is follow a simple formula. Get yourself a world class DJ (although I could really do without Khaled fucking screaming all over everything) and get some sort of talented R&B singer to do the hook. That's it. 9 times out of 10 I'll like that song.
The absolute perfect example is "All the Above." Would I listen to Maino under most cirumstances? No. But get a sick beat and T-Pain on the chorus and WALA, one of my favorite songs of the year.
In this case, you've got Bali. Will I ever listen to Bali again? Chances are slim. But he's got a good beat goin here and Kevin Cossom, a VERY-poor-man's T-Pain who's somewhat underrated (did the hook on Rick Ross's Usual Suspects), does the hook. And that's why "Bali" gets the nod here. It's nothing spectacular but it's worth at least one week in the iPod.
Also, I was just listening to the chorus while I was writing that...you gotta give Cossom some better lyrics to work with here, "I'ma make it to the end guaranteed I'ma win and you know I won't stop"??
Also, yeah I know Hurricane Chris has a new song, and yeah it sucks just as bad as "Halle Berry", and yeah there's no fuckin chance we'll be "Gettin Ratchet" here on the site. Go DL it somewhere else.
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Mariah Carey: Obsessed (feat. Gucci Mane)[Official Remix]
Doesn't take a genius to figure out who Mariah is talking about here...not sure if it's quite as effective as her hubby's VERBAL BEATDOWN (LOLLL OMFG LMAO!!) but it's a pretty tight song. Still, gotta give the edge to Eminem.
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BANGKOK TAKING OVER THE WORLD
Don't look now but somebody learned some basic DJ skills on their Macintosh computer. Since we are in the business of giving the people what they want the first order or business was to create a megamix of all of the techno songs posted from today so you can save yourself the hassle of downloading each one individually.
Seriously put this shit on and let it run during your next pregame and you're guaranteed to get laid 100%.
1NiBangkok Techno MegaMix
R.Kelly: Makin Me Wanna' (feat. Akon)
God bless R.Kelly, if you can piss on a little girl's face and get away with it then you're a better man than me
**LINK FIXED**
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N.A.S.A feat. Kanye West, Santigold, & Lykke Li: Gifted (Treasure Fingers Remix)
Really old song, recently revamped in the E-Boogie favorite Steve Aoki Remix, now the brand new Treasure Fingers mix which happens to be my favorite
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Frankmusik: Little Words
I swear to god I just checked the calendar to make sure it wasn't may 24 because it feels like my birthday today, a shitload of new techno this morning followed by an early afternoon new joint from Frankmusik?? That's what's up.
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BONUS: Confusion Girl
The Veronicas: Untouched (Designer Drugs Remix Edit)
Remember what I said about being either disgustingly hot or extremely talented? WE FOUND THE CONDITION TO THE RULE, if you are 6s at best and your original song was a piece of shit, you can get a world class DJ to mix the beat and turn it into gold!
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John Dalback: Out There (feat. Basto)
We've reached a milestone in Bangkok history today with the FIRST picture that's even been CENSORED for posting, that's right just to show everyone how family friendly the site is I had to crop out this hot girl's nipple because I will not be responsible for any child's loss of innocence on the site. We're not running your old mom-and-pop smut operation here this is a refined music blog for sophisticated people, and if you can say one thing about Bangkok it's that we do it for the KIDS.
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Michael Mind: Baker Street
This is the fuckin jam right here, BH claims he sent it to me last month but there's no proof anywhere so ENJOY THIS NEW SHIT
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